This made my son laugh. It is from Australia, but it could as well be Seattle. As Bill Price explains:

The people here are simpler, but in many ways more attractive. They are taller, more athletic and better-looking. They are also more prolific judging from the number of children. In comparison to city people, they probably aren’t as bright, but it’s a negligible difference, and hardly a failure all told. A tall, beautiful young man or woman here walks and moves with a natural grace and nobility that is conspicuously absent amongst the bent, glowering progressives that cautiously navigate the streets of the contemporary fascist polis. There’s an openness, an ease of movement and a carefree, benevolent attitude that I haven’t seen in decades in the city.

Anyway, the Greens, who are at the forefront of Price’s Fascist polis, are a blight on the political landscape. Fortunately, we have youtube, which preserves snark. (Yes,there is crass language. This comes from Aussie TV)

While I am at it, sometimes Twitter is a joy.

@FreeNortherner @AimlessGromar This is my favorite autocorrect error of all time.

— Surviving Babel (@SurvivingBabel) May 28, 2014