Quotez of the day.

Larry is enjoying the schandenfreude. As he posted on the Zuckerborg.

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Nothing brightens my morning quite like finding out a “news agency” that once tried to portray me as a racist, sexist, homophobic, hatemonger of hatey-hate-hate, has to pay Hulk Hogan a hundred and fifteen million dollar settlement over dick pics. Because journalism.

So long, Gawker. It wasn’t nice knowing you.

I would not take on the Larry, not because he is a Mormon (the LDS are deluded and in error: let us pray for his salvation ) but because he has found the best argument EVAH.

In tank related news, which is now a thing, I found a British Chieftain for sale. (plus, working cannon, original, not a demil, on a Form 4) The lovely Mrs. Correia said go for it. I have witnesses. She gave me permission. Like a literal tank. But that one sold (plus, apparently they have transmission problems and lack leg room 🙂 ). But now I’m thinking, tank, because what good is a mountain, if you don’t have your own main battle tank to drive around on it? This has now officially been added to my bucket list. #34. Own a Tank.

If I slap a snow plow on there, and I can even pretend it is practical. Because tank. How often do you see cars slid off the side of the road in winter? All the time. How often do you see tanks? Never. See?

Commuter lane? Hell. Whatever lane I’m in is the commuter lane, and that includes if I feel like driving into oncoming traffic.

I would just add that to my business cards.
Larry Correia
Screw you. I have a tank.

Plus, think about it. You would win every argument after that for the rest of your life.
“Socialism works great in Denmark!”
“I have a tank.”
“Huh?”
“I win.”

“You aren’t a *real* author!”
“But I have a tank.”

See? You can’t argue with a man who has a main battle tank in his yard. I don’t know if I win, so much as I wouldn’t care. Because tank.

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Well, in Kiwiland, some guys with money collect MiG-29 jets. They will be flying next weekend in Wanaka. So, Larry, glad you have a tank. You can keep paying its fuel and maintenance bills.

Besides, Like Jamie, Pukeko likes big booms. Gawker going is one of them.